The State of Microblogging
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About a month ago, Twitter made the very smart move of making it so that nobody can actually use their site. It was reverted in a few days, but it’s a bad omen, especially with the porn site rebrand, the approval by the site administration of right-wing actors posting child porn, and potential ID verification features in the pipeline.
So here’s a quick overview of how the “microblogging” world stands, as of August 2023. It only goes downhill from here.
Pros
- Everyone’s on there.
- If you use an extension to undo the recent changes, and install an old APK, the UI is good enough.
Cons
- Pro-child pornography.
- Filled with neo-nazis.
- It’s definitely not going to get better any time soon.
- About four months away from bankruptcy. (2024 update: Still true, somehow.)
Blue Sky
Pros
- Great UI, pretty much identical to an older version of Twitter.
- Custom algorithmic feeds are a cool concept. I use one for film stuff.
- Federated. Kinda.
- Surprisingly, open-source from top to bottom and not actively hostile to outside devs.
Cons
- The entire userbase is made up of a mixture of retarded millenials and future sex pests.
- Reading any of the popular feeds feels like being forcibly injected with pure 2018.
- Missing essential features like muting words, seeing who you know follows, or muting notifications.
- It has like three people working on it, so none of these are going to be added any time soon.
- Invite only.
- Multiple times a week somebody pops up in the hot feeds with either a penis picture or “saying stupid is hecking ableist!” tweeet.
Cohost
Pros
- Can’t think of any.
Cons
- The UI is fucking incomprehensible.
- It’s like if Tumblr was ran by Tumblr users.
- The userbase is also full of the Tumblr people who think they’re too smart to use Blue Sky.
Fediverse
Pros
- Actually federated, albeit in one of the worst protocols invented behind IRC, ASN.1, and SOAP.
Cons
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Every frontend has a UI designed by people with anencephaly. Only marginally better than cohost.
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Insert some nonsense about instance blocks here. Nobody knows how it works, only that the subject pisses everyone off.
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The userbase is a mixture of:
- People who got chased off of Twitter
- The least interesting accelerationists in the world
- The least interesting FOSS devs in the world
- Tumblr people who think they’re too smart to use Blue Sky
- ActivityPub webshits
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Barrier of entry is 10x higher for no real reason.